I MEAN COME ON! I spend a lot of time in airports and I am never as glamorous as Joan though I strive everyday, I really do. Isn't she just the best? Accompanied by random children, drunk as a skunk in a great big pink hat, gawped at by bubble gum chewing teens and photographed by proto-paparazzi. FULL JOAN. It's her birthday on Wednesday, and may God rest her soul.