"The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about" - Wilde
What's your favourite rumour about me? Here are my top five current favourite stories about myself (some of them even have a basis in truth):
1. I never eat more than twice a week. 2. I have a really big dick. 3. I take my own vacuum cleaner with me everywhere. 4. I'm from a very wealthy background but keep that quiet so as not to come off as bourgeois. 5. I'm obsessed with a lucky handkerchief and keep it up my sleeve at all times.