Saturday, January 30, 2010

"The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about" - Wilde



What's your favourite rumour about me? Here are my top five current favourite stories about myself (some of them even have a basis in truth):

1. I never eat more than twice a week.
2. I have a really big dick.
3. I take my own vacuum cleaner with me everywhere.
4. I'm from a very wealthy background but keep that quiet so as not to come off as bourgeois.
5. I'm obsessed with a lucky handkerchief and keep it up my sleeve at all times.

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