Last night was "The Cockettes Are Coming!", a tribute forward slash reunion show for the legendary San Fran queens. There was a lot of glitter involved, a good time was had by all and nobody got hit by a plastic baby Jesus. It was a three hour spectacular representing five decades of queer performance art, with the most incredible cavalcade of stars, some of whom are pictured above. I emceed and wore four undeniably captivating outfits, plus I sang disco with my flawless dancers, The Future Legendary Children Dance Squad .