This is not a joke, no, it is a very serious, one might even say reverential moment. Queen of downtown glamour and wardrobe mistress to the stars, Patricia Field, has designed a collection for Payless Shoes! Yes ladies, just in time for my birthday in fact. And I'm a 12.
You can read all about the launch party here. It's everything you would expect and more; KennyKenny killing it at the door, LadyFag licking her armpits and Andre J radiating like the holy Mother. Oh and Ms Field has a bar in her apartment, perfect for entertaining.